I dunno. My blog?

Welcome to the hell that is my brain.

Apr 24

Actually I have plenty of food, for now…

Brain: “Stop it, stomach! We can’t afford to eat like this!”

Stomach: “Screw you, brain! I’m hungry!”

Brain: “But you JUST HAD a Drumstick (dipped ice cream cone) and a doughnut!”

Taste buds: “Soft snicker-doodle cookie…”

Brain: “YOU’RE NOT HELPING!


batgirl-87:

Let’s play a game called “How Long Can I Go Without Washing the Dishes?”

I LOVE that game!


leapingllamasbatman:

What should I be doing? Fixing a history presentation because my group can’t do anything by themselves. What am I actually doing? Playing LoZ in my undies.

You made the right choice,


WE MADE IT!
PRAISE JESUS BIRD WE MADE IT!!

WE MADE IT!

PRAISE JESUS BIRD WE MADE IT!!


Fuck! It was at yellow the last time I checked!
Are we SERIOUSLY dying from Pokemon FORTY LEVELS BELOW US?!

Fuck! It was at yellow the last time I checked!

Are we SERIOUSLY dying from Pokemon FORTY LEVELS BELOW US?!


kickmuncher3:

Proof.

"Proof?" Proof that there’s
#movie titles that sound like a whiny person is yelling at you
?
I can probably come up with a lot of those…
Vampires Suck
And um…..
….
Wow. That’s the only one I can think of right now.
Wow…. That’s gonna bother me…
Oh, well, it’s not a movie, but there’s K-On!

kickmuncher3:

Proof.

"Proof?" Proof that there’s

#movie titles that sound like a whiny person is yelling at you

?

I can probably come up with a lot of those…

Vampires Suck

And um…..

….

Wow. That’s the only one I can think of right now.

Wow…. That’s gonna bother me…

Oh, well, it’s not a movie, but there’s K-On!


#Vandalism for Jesus
XD
Also

#Vandalism for Jesus

XD

Also


WE OVERSHOT IT AGAIN!

NOOOO- hey why is my grandpuppy running away?


"Oh… Okay then….."

(via best-of-tumblr)


I want a guy who

chicagoteddy:

-Accepts my insanity.

-Accepts my friends.

-Wants to adopt, not make me give birth.

-Likes Harry Potter.

-Doesn’t care about sports or at least doesn’t make me watch them.

-Has some semblance of fashion sense.

-Won’t be clingy.

-Has my political views.

-Doesn’t mind that I act like a five year old. A lot.

So in short I either want to date myself, or a gay man.   V_V

Well… I know a straight man who is all of those…

That’s why I took him….


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